Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Messieur.
Messieur who?
Miss your face.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Croissant?
Croissant who?
No, croissant with the accent.
Crossiant with the accent who?
Oui could sing you Happy Birthday but sortie thought this was more fun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chocolat.
Chocolat who?
Bon! Bon!
Knock, knock.
I’m NON home.
C’est bien that way.
(Pause)
KNOCK, KNOCK. I can s’il vous plait you.
Do you have a chocolat croissant?
Oui, oui.
Please not at my front door.
J’adore you Quinn and miss you on your 15th birthday!